1 – The Very Last Poem

Poem number 1
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The Very Last Poem
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This is the very last poem
I’ve got to the end of the road
For better or worse
There’ll be no more verse
When I’ve got to the end of this ode.
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This is the very last poem
I’ve run out of meter and rhyme
The cupboard is bare
No haikus in there
Just silence, to last for all time.
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This is the very last poem,
I’ll leave with a thought if I may:
There’s magic in words
So if life gives you turds
Just read, and the shit goes away.

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74 – Awful

Poem number 74
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Awful
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The sky is awful blue today
The sun is awful bright
The clouds are awful fluffy
And this poem’s awful shite
The lines are awful short today
The rhythm’s awful poor
The scanning’s awful dodgy
It’s just awful, nothing more
Awful awful awful awful
Awful awful bad
Just well and truly awful
Now it’s done I’m awful glad.

124 – Ode Ear

Poem number 124
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Ode Ear
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Some days it comes easy
Some days it comes hard
Poetry’s a fickle beast
It’s hard to be a bard.
It’s tricky trying to find a rhyme
Like nailing blood to rock
Some days you can’t dig out the words
To tunnel through your block
Sometimes I’m sorely tempted
Just to sketch or paint instead
It’s a pity that I’m colour blind
And only see in red.

138 Answerphone

Poem number 138
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Answerphone
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I can’t be bothered to write today
I’m tired and have no mind
So here’s a little poem
Of the pre-recorded kind:
“The poet isn’t in right now
So speak out at the beep
Or call him back tomorrow
When he’s not so half asleep,
And with luck he may just pen a verse
Or even write a rhyme
But today? No chance, el zilcho
So come back another time.”
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

146 -Poetic Learnings

Poem number 146
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Poetic Learnings
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I wish I understood
What makes a poem good
Why some verses work and others just fall flat.
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If I only knew the rules
I could use them as my tools
To build poetry that’s lovely, just like that.
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But maybe that’s just guff
And the rules are not enough
Perhaps it’s all instinctive, inner light.
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And I haven’t got that spark
So I flounder in the dark
Over roads of odes to nowhere, endless night.

199 – Dear Sonnet

Poem number 199
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Dear Sonnet
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Your beauty is iambic, dear Sonnet
Syllabic pairs with ev’ry second stressed.
For love, no other form could upon it
Bear such a weight of meaning so expressed.
And those romantics of poetic bent
With heads bowed and swanfeather quill afire
Choose none other to smoulder their intent
Through four quatrains of such heartfelt desire.
And when, at last, their allotted twelve lines
Of alternating rhyme have been inscribed
The lover has one more sweet gift that shines
With love. A final couplet then imbibed.
Fourteen lines that show us your beauty, aye
Dear Sonnet, lens to every poet’s eye.