45 – Elfy Eating

Poem number 45
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Elfy Eating
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Santa won’t eat reindeer
But he’s scoffed a fair few elves
He says he’s only doing
What they like to do themselves
And that’s true, all elves are cannibals
They number less each year,
If they don’t amend their diet
Pretty soon they’ll disappear
But for now the packs of tofu
Stay unopened on the shelf,
It’s dinnertime in Lapland
And they’re tucking in to elf.

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