90 – Road Rage

Poem number 90
Road Rage

The sun was very very bright
It made me squint and gurn
I didn’t see the taxi
As it stopped to make a turn.
Crash! I hit his bumper
It fell off, and broke in two
The driver came and punched me
‘Til my face was black and blue.
He went to jail for ABH
And that’s the story done
Except to say be sure to wear
Dark glasses in the sun.
If you don’t you may get blinded
And then hit the car in front
And end up being assaulted
By a total utter cunt.


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