90 – Road Rage

Poem number 90
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Road Rage
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The sun was very very bright
It made me squint and gurn
I didn’t see the taxi
As it stopped to make a turn.
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Crash! I hit his bumper
It fell off, and broke in two
The driver came and punched me
‘Til my face was black and blue.
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He went to jail for ABH
And that’s the story done
Except to say be sure to wear
Dark glasses in the sun.
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If you don’t you may get blinded
And then hit the car in front
And end up being assaulted
By a total utter cunt.

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