108 – Ode To A Speed Camera

Poem number 108
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Ode To A Speed-Camera
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Oh speed-camera, you have a painted yellow face
And a laser that points down the street.
You flash lights at drivers who like to race
So that they get fined for being too fleet,
We could do with you in the car park at Asda
Where several locals tend to drive too fast –
Especially that bloke in the Mazda,
You could wipe the smug grin off his face, at last.

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