110 – Belt And Braces

Poem number 110
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Belt And Braces
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I had to wear some braces
‘Cause I couldnt find a belt,
It chafed upon my nipples
And it left a nasty welt,
So now with belt still awol
And the braces long since binned
My trousers plummet downwards
And my bum is in the wind,
I thought I’d be embarrassed
But in fact I feel quite free
With my todger swinging smugly
As I strut, for all to see.

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