246 – R2D2 Ate My Wife

Poem number 246
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R2D2 Ate My Wife
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R2D2 ate my wife
Whilst I was at the shops
The little beeping bastard
Said he’d thought that she was chops.
“Chops?!” I yelled “You stupid droid!
She wasn’t even dead!
She wasn’t even sleeping
She was baking bloody bread!”
“Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep!”
He said with real chagrin
To which I said “Ah, fair enough.”
And poured us both a gin

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