249 – The Magic ZigZag Tree

Poem number 249
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The Magic ZigZag Tree
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Behold the magic ZigZag tree
That only grows at night
It has peaches on the left, you’ll see
And doughnuts on the right.
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Its bark is purest, softest silk
With zebra-striped motif
The pixies wash its leaves with milk
And mulch its roots with beef.
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If you wish upon the ZigZag Tree
When summer’s at its height
Then your wish will soon come true, you’ll see
Before the morning light.
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But beware, the ZigZag Tree is staid
And has no time for sex
So don’t wish that you were getting laid
Or it may get perplexed.
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When perplexed, the magic ZigZag Tree
Will tend to show its might
Through the gouging out of eyes, you’ll see
Before you lose your sight
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So control your lust, I would advise
Just wish for cakes and tea
That’s unless you wish to lose your eyes
Forever more, you see?

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