259 – Revenge / Contrition

Poem number 259
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Revenge / Contrition
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I gave my dog an enema
Because he bit my thumb,
The bite was red and raw
So I held him on the floor
And I squirted Fairy Liquid up his bum.
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He looked at me with outrage, and he spluttered
“Woof bark woofy woof bark barky bark!”
He was right, so I relented
We shook hands and both repented
And we went and chased a vagrant in the park.

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