284 – I Will Not Be Part Of Your Mass Brainwashing Extravaganza

Poem number 284
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I Will Not Be Part Of Your Mass Brainwashing Extravaganza
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If you go down to the gym today
You best cover up your eyes
Chunky blokes in tiny vests
And women with massive thighs
For every fool that ever there was
Is going down the gym because
They think that exercise will stop them dying.

(It wont.
Viva la cream cake!
Viva la chicken pie!
Viva la sofa!
My Lard is my own and will not be denied!
Your brainwashing will be your own undoing!)

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