311 – Engaged

Poem number 311
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Engaged
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Whenever I go to the toilet
It’s locked ‘cause there’s somebody there
There’s only one loo
Into which I can poo
It really isn’t too fair.
.
I’ll have to come back when it’s empty
But not ‘til an hour has passed
The thought of some twit
Sitting having a shit
On my toilet just blocks up my arse!

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