314 -Ye Olde Joke

Poem number 314
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Ye Old Joke
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The police arrested fifty men
And slapped them all in cuffs
That’s the way to conquer crime
And battle all those toughs
Stick them in a cell all night
And feed them mouldy bread
Don’t let them use the toilet –
Give them chamberpots instead
Hooray for police! Hooray for cuffs!
Let’s give the baddies hell!
And while you’re at it, Mr Cop
Lock up my wife as well!

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