325 – Never Trust An Owl

Poem number 325
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Never Trust An Owl
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The owl and the pussycat went to sea
In a beautiful pea green yacht
The owl pulled a knife
And threatened Cat’s life
Said “Gimme all you got!”
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The pussycat gave him his wallet and watch
But wouldn’t hand over his phone
A stab and a slash
A pussy sized splash
And the owl sailed the yacht home alone.

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