343 – The Origin Of Faeces

Poem number 343
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The Origin Of Faeces
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The animals went in two by two
There was no sanitation crew
There was no one to clear their poo
The Ark got smelly fast
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The germs bred quickly as germs do
The creatures wallowed in their poo
They all got sick, infection grew
The Ark soon breathed its last
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The world was doomed because of poo
For even tigers need the loo
If only God had cleaned that zoo!
But no, the die was cast.
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The flood subsided, decades flew
Just emptiness and morning dew
No creatures ‘neath the sky so blue
The Age Of Life had passed.

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