344 – Mr Todd Loves Baking

Poem number 344
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Mr Todd Loves Baking
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Sweeney Todd made donuts
He filled them up with meat
Ground up fingers mixed with jam
And ground up bits of feet
He sprinkled them with dandruff
Put them in the fridge to chill
Then headed to the barber shop
To make another kill
He finished work at 5pm
Had pasties for his tea
Then settled on the sofa
To watch Bake Off on TV.

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