363 – Go For The Round ‘Uns!

Poem number 363
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Go For The Round ‘Uns!
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Apples! Not Bananas!
A fruit should e’r be round
A fruit should not be pointy
That’s the rule that I have found
A pointy fruit is dangerous
Can stab you, seal your fate
You’ll not be stabbed by apples
Or a cherry or a date
A round fruit is a friendly fruit
A jolly, happy soul
Whilst pointy fruits are evil
And their presence takes its toll
So mark me well, eat apples but
Leave ‘nanas well alone
Round fruit round fruit round fruit!
Send the pointy buggers home!

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