405 – Flat 12: The Insatiable Mr Dahmer

Poem number 405
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Flat 12: The Insatiable Mr Dahmer
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I think I’ll have Chinese tonight
I’m getting sick of Thai
It’s good to change your diet
And give other stuff a try
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Mr Cho should fit the bill
He lives in Flat Sixteen
He has no wife to miss him
And he’s always very clean
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His bodyshape is tempting
He is fat but not obese –
Enough to help the flavour
But not drown the plate in grease
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If I’m frugal he should last a week
Or maybe even two
I can eat him fresh as stir fry
And then freeze the rest as stew.
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Chinese it is, the table’s set
For one, it’s time to go
Across the hall to Flat Sixteen
And call on Mr Cho…

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