414 – Put That Fucking ipad Down

Poem number 414

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Put That Fucking ipad Down

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Put that fucking ipad down

You’re blocking out the view,

I’m trying to see my daughter’s play

But can’t because of you.

Use your fucking eyes instead

You antisocial clown

Stop being a fucking nuisance

And just put your ipad down!

If it weren’t for being in primary school

With children from the class

I’d be sorely fucking tempted

Just to shove it up your arse

But I can’t, I have to be polite

Pretend I’m all serene,

Even though my child is lost behind

Your massive fucking screen,

Put it down, you tosspot

Put the fucking thing away

And then perhaps the rest of us

Could see this fucking play!

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